I saw three sh1ts
I saw three sh1ts from SAGE get fired
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three sh1ts from SAGE get fired
On Christmas Day in the morning
And who were those three sh1ts I pray ?
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
And who were those three sh1ts I pray ?
On Christmas Day in the morning
Sir Patrick Vallance was one of them
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
Sir Patrick Vallance was one of them
On Christmas Day in the morning
Poor Whitty was another one
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
Poor Whitty was another one
On Christmas Day in the morning
But worst of all was Ferguson
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
But worst of all was Ferguson
On Christmas Day in the morning
And all the bells on Earth shall ring
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
And all the bells on Earth shall ring
On Christmas Day in the morning.
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say ‘bye to your life
There’s no turning back Even while you sleep
We will find you
Acting with unsound behaviour
Don’t fight back we’ve all betrayed you Everybody wants to rule the world
It’s Klaus Schwab’s design
It’s Bill Gates’ remorse
Help me to resign
Help me to destroy
Your freedom and your pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world
There’s a cell where the light won’t find us
Chomping pills while our plans come tumbling down When they do we’ll be dangling by you
So sad we’ve almost made it
So sad we had to fake it
Everybody wants to rule the world
Everybody wants to rule the world
Everybody wants to rule the world
It’s loose again (to the tune of ‘Jerusalem’)
I need a drink, pubs closing down
Can’t even buy a pair of jeans
Stuff cooked up in Wuhan – oh God
And now it’s all disaster memes
The Chinese must be made to pay
Along with Melinda and Bill
And let’s not forget Neil Ferguson
And other dark satanic shills
Bring me back in out of the cold
God Matthew Hancock is a liar
While buying silver, buying gold
I’m watching Chariots of Fire
I will not cease this mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Still Covid’s on the loose again
In England’s green and pleasant land.
The 12 Days of Lockdown
On the Twelfth Day of Lockdown, Boris Johnson gave to me:
Donor scummers scumming
Cabinet vipers sniping
Ten Law Lords weeping
Princess Nut Nuts prancing
Kate Bingham bilking
Starving orphans slimming
Six peasants praying
FIVE TRACE APP PINGS
Four Tory turds
Three desperate friends
Two hazmat gloves
And grotesque national bankruptcy.
The commentary is now taking a short break.
With all our best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a happy, peaceful and prosperous New Year !
Tim Price is co-manager of the VT Price Value Portfolio and author of ‘Investing through the Looking Glass: a rational guide to irrational financial markets’. You can access a full archive of these weekly investment commentaries here. You can listen to our regular ‘State of the Markets’ podcasts, with Paul Rodriguez of ThinkTrading.com, here. Email us: info@pricevaluepartners.com.
Price Value Partners manage investment portfolios for private clients. We also manage the VT Price Value Portfolio, an unconstrained global fund investing in Benjamin Graham-style value stocks and specialist managed funds.
I saw three sh1ts
I saw three sh1ts from SAGE get fired
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three sh1ts from SAGE get fired
On Christmas Day in the morning
And who were those three sh1ts I pray ?
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
And who were those three sh1ts I pray ?
On Christmas Day in the morning
Sir Patrick Vallance was one of them
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
Sir Patrick Vallance was one of them
On Christmas Day in the morning
Poor Whitty was another one
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
Poor Whitty was another one
On Christmas Day in the morning
But worst of all was Ferguson
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
But worst of all was Ferguson
On Christmas Day in the morning
And all the bells on Earth shall ring
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
And all the bells on Earth shall ring
On Christmas Day in the morning.
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say ‘bye to your life
There’s no turning back Even while you sleep
We will find you
Acting with unsound behaviour
Don’t fight back we’ve all betrayed you Everybody wants to rule the world
It’s Klaus Schwab’s design
It’s Bill Gates’ remorse
Help me to resign
Help me to destroy
Your freedom and your pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world
There’s a cell where the light won’t find us
Chomping pills while our plans come tumbling down When they do we’ll be dangling by you
So sad we’ve almost made it
So sad we had to fake it
Everybody wants to rule the world
Everybody wants to rule the world
Everybody wants to rule the world
It’s loose again (to the tune of ‘Jerusalem’)
I need a drink, pubs closing down
Can’t even buy a pair of jeans
Stuff cooked up in Wuhan – oh God
And now it’s all disaster memes
The Chinese must be made to pay
Along with Melinda and Bill
And let’s not forget Neil Ferguson
And other dark satanic shills
Bring me back in out of the cold
God Matthew Hancock is a liar
While buying silver, buying gold
I’m watching Chariots of Fire
I will not cease this mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Still Covid’s on the loose again
In England’s green and pleasant land.
The 12 Days of Lockdown
On the Twelfth Day of Lockdown, Boris Johnson gave to me:
Donor scummers scumming
Cabinet vipers sniping
Ten Law Lords weeping
Princess Nut Nuts prancing
Kate Bingham bilking
Starving orphans slimming
Six peasants praying
FIVE TRACE APP PINGS
Four Tory turds
Three desperate friends
Two hazmat gloves
And grotesque national bankruptcy.
The commentary is now taking a short break.
With all our best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a happy, peaceful and prosperous New Year !
Tim Price is co-manager of the VT Price Value Portfolio and author of ‘Investing through the Looking Glass: a rational guide to irrational financial markets’. You can access a full archive of these weekly investment commentaries here. You can listen to our regular ‘State of the Markets’ podcasts, with Paul Rodriguez of ThinkTrading.com, here. Email us: info@pricevaluepartners.com.
Price Value Partners manage investment portfolios for private clients. We also manage the VT Price Value Portfolio, an unconstrained global fund investing in Benjamin Graham-style value stocks and specialist managed funds.
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